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Posts tagged "iPhone"

Don’t screw over someone’s paycheck because you’re an idiot who refuses to ask a simple question after having the same issue three times before. There isn’t some massive global conspiracy to rob you of 7GB. Take a minute to think about things before you derp.


"I just hate how much maintenance I have to do just to make this thing (Atrix) work. If I want to save a contact I have to push a button, if I want to send a text I have to pick the contact…I just hate this damn thing."

(exchanges her Atrix for an iPhone)

"GOD I hate this fucking phone…I have to plug it into iTunes to do anything." (storms off angrily).

Sadly she did not get hit by a bus or anything on the way to her car.


Customer: “I hate Android, it’s too hard. I can’t ever figure out how to go to the home screen”
Me: “You hit the button that looks like a house.”
Customer: “When you say it like that of course it makes me look retarded.”
Me: “I don’t know how to respond to this.”


I fucking hate my iPhone…Apple products are such pieces of shit.  Do you know when the 5 comes out cause I think I want to upgrade to that one.”

I honestly do not see how people can say something like this without feeling retarded?