In no way does my employer approve of what I'm doing here. In my everday life I meet wonderful customers...some of these people leave such a wonderful impression I have to write them a "love note." If you have a story you want to submit shoot it to: DEARRETAILCUSTOMER@GMAIL.COM I'll do my best to post/respond as quick as humanly possible.

Recent Tweets @mynameisfyl

Customer: “I hate Android, it’s too hard. I can’t ever figure out how to go to the home screen”
Me: “You hit the button that looks like a house.”
Customer: “When you say it like that of course it makes me look retarded.”
Me: “I don’t know how to respond to this.”


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